There were 3 madmen and 1 doctor. The doctor was going to do a test to see if they were smart. He said to the madmen, jump under the cars, there is chocolate. 1. mad jumped dead. 2. mad jumped dead. 3. mad not jumped. The doctor said that must have been smart. he asked. Why didn't you jump? Crazy, I am waiting for the truck, I will buy a big chocolate, he said. How was the joke? I wrote.

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Answer 1

Answer:

He didn't jump because the other 2 madmen just wanted the chocolate, while on the other hand, the 3rd mad man decided to wait for a big truck because he didn't want just one chocolate. He wanted a big chocolate.

Explanation:

Answer 2

Answer:

The third one wanted a bigger chocolate.

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PLEASE ITS VERY URGENT
If you can speak french please reply to this, I have a question​

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I can speak French what’s your inquiry about monsiur?

Hi please answer me fast


अनेक शब्दों के लिए एक शब्द लिखिए :-
) पूजा के लिए घर
व) गुरु के लिए दक्षिणा
T) दीवार के लिए घड़ी -
1) विद्या के लिए आलय
2) यज्ञ के लिए शाला
1) रसोई के लिए घर
2) देश के लिए भक्ति
1) युद्ध के लिए भूमि
1) अनाथों के लिए आलय
) आराम के लिए कुरसी​

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Answer:

1)poojaghar

2) gurudakshina

3)

4)vidhyalya

5)yagyashala

6)Rasoigarh

7)deshbhakti

8)yudhbhumi

9)anathashram

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What is called "I eat rice" in nepali?

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Answer:

म भात खाउँछु

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Answer:

I eat rice-----म भात खाउछु

Pronunciation: Ma bhāta khā'uchu

(MC)
Read this story and then answer the question that follows:
Sarah saw them again. Out of the corner of her eye she could see the kids ganging up on the new girl, Lara. She was late to her band practice and only had a few minutes to get there. "I barely
krow her stemmered to herset as she waked qulody to the car. "I'm sure she can take care of herself." Sarah knew this was an important rehearsal and could not miss it. "Hurry up,
shouted her to from the one's seat. Sarah threw her guitar in the back seat and slammed the door. "Let's go," she said. As they rounded the comer and stopped at the stop sign-her heart
mong-Sarah locked at the mom "Mom, Lara needs our help. Let's go back." which of the following is an example of theme in this story

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Sarah saw them, again. Out of the corner of her eye she could see the kids ganging up on the new girl, Lara. She was late to her band practice and only had a few minutes to get there. "I barely know her," she muttered to herself as she walked quickly to the car. "I'm sure she can take care of herself." Sarah knew this was an important rehearsal and could not miss it. "Hurry up," shouted her mom from the driver's seat. Sarah threw her guitar in the back seat and slammed the door. "Let's go," she said. As they rounded the corner and stopped at the stop sign-her heart racing-Sarah looked at her mom. "Mom, Lara needs our help. Let's go back."

Which of the following is an example of theme in this story? (5 points)

Friendship

We should be in a band.

We should help those who are in need.

We should not be late.

Answer:

We should help those who are in need.

Explanation:

According to the narrative, Sarah was witnessing bullying but she was already late for an important band practice that she could not miss so she made the decision to enter the car and drive away.

She tried to rationalize her decision by saying that the girl could take care of herself. As she rounded the corner, her conscience wouldn't let her be and she asked her mom to turn back because Lara, the girl that was being bullied needed their help.

The theme of the story is that we should help those who are in need.

Read this spoken phrase. I watched the scary movie. How will this phrase appear in ASL? a.I watched scary movie. b.Movie scary I watched. c.Scary movie I watched. d.Watched I scary movie.

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Answer:

b. Movie scary I watched.

Explanation:

Remember, in American Sign Language (ASLJ) certain rules guides how to successfully pass a message. Thus, to say, "I watched the scary movie", would be shortened in American |Sign Language as "Movie scary I watched.

The reason for this difference in expresion is due to the fact that ASL places emphasis first on the object been spoken about before further information is given.

Answer:

C. Scary movie I watched.

Explanation:

Took the test and it was correct.

What is the language ? Also write translation ג'ון הלך לקנות בגדים חדשים למסיבת יום ההולדת

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Answer:

The answer correct ans is....

The language is "Hebrew"

Its written - John has gone to buy new clothes for the birthday                     partyHope this helps Hope its correct ✔

Answer:

Hebrew

And it means:

John went to buy new clothes for the birthday party

Explanation:

மேற்கண்ட இப்படம் குறித்து 5 வரிகளில் கவினுற தங்கள் கருத்துகளைப் பதிவு செய்க. ​
pls ANSWER This question. very urgent.

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Answer:

Translation:

Post your comments about the above picture in 5 lines.

Explanation:

I'll edit the answer if this is not the answer you're looking for.

Thank You!

will mark the brainliest
pls answer this question ​

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Answer:

शिमला

171001

हेलो रमेश ,

आशा करता हूँ तुम ठीक होंगे | मैं इस पत्र के माध्यम से तुम्हें छात्रावास के जीवन बताना चाहता हूँ | अब तुम छात्रावास में रहना होगा अपनी पढ़ाई के लिए | छात्रावास में रहने क बहुत मज़ा आता है बहुत कुछ सीखने को मिलता है | छात्रावास में सब अच्छे से हार काम समय पर करने की आदत बन जाती है | छात्रावास में कार्य अनुशासन के अनुसार होते है | वहां छात्रावास में सभी कामों ले लिए समय -सारणी बनी होती है ओर और उसी के अनुसार काम करना पड़ता है | छात्रावास में सब मिलकर रहते है, परिवार की याद कम आती है | आशा करता हूँ तुम मेरी बाते याद रखोगे और अच्छे दोस्त बनाना गलत कार्य में मत पड़ना |

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1. Indicate how many sentences are formed by the following periods: (EACH VERB REPRESENTS A PRAYER)

a) I read and reread it, but I still didn't understand it.

b) Last week we went to see the Batman movie.

c) The teacher asked for attention and the students listened in silence.

d) My neighbor lent me that book.

e) I wish you to fulfill all your wishes and be happy forever.

2. According to the number of sentences identified, classify the periods above as simple or compound.

3. Phrase, Prayer and Period Classify periods by placing PS for simple period and PC for compound period:

() I was silly and bought the ticket straight to Rio.

() Before, the Indians were the owners of the land.

() He arrived at the bar, danced, sang, drank and left.

() I am the guy, the most sleeper in the world.

( ) You are sad.

() I want you to wake me up when the bus arrives

() Attention, I will tell a joke.

() I invented that excuse because I couldn't find a better one.

() The study brings us benefits.

() Love builds and hate destroys.

4. Put C (right) or E (wrong) for the statements placed in parentheses below:

() Watch out for our children. (simple period)

() Everything went back to what it was before. (compound period)

() My mother wears glasses, yours does not. (simple period)

() Rain and sun, Spanish wedding. (phrase)

() God made you for life. (simple period)

() There he goes to the world. (simple period) () Every couple fights one day in life. (compound period).

() The boy very politely said goodbye. (compound period)

() God made the moon that lights our road. (compound period)

() The two were inseparable partners. (simple period)

5. Do you pay well there? In this sentence the subject is:

a) hidden

b) simple

c) undetermined

d) prayer without subject

6. Write 3 sentences of simple period and 3 of compound. Identify the verbs.

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Answer: a) I read and reread it, but I still didn't understand it.

Three: I read it. I reread it. I still didn't understand it.  Compound

b) Last week we went to see the Batman movie.

Three: (transformational-generative grammar theory)

1) Last week we went [S[tex]^{1}[/tex]] 2.) {We} saw {-past > infinitive} the movie. The movie was about Batman. (adjectivalization transformation applied) .Simple

c) The teacher asked for attention and the students listened in silence.

Two: The teacher asked for attention. The students listened in silence. Compound

d) My neighbor lent me that book.

One. My neighbor lent me that book. .Simple

e) I wish you to fulfill all your wishes and be happy forever.

Three: I wish you [S[tex]^{1}[/tex]] [you] {+to} fulfill all your wishes. [you will] be happy forever.  Compound

Explanation:

The examples given do not lend themselves to simple analysis. If you are studying linguistics or Transformational Generative grammar, some of these explanations make sense.

If you are just learning English or beginning to study grammar, this will be too complicated.

___________________________________________________________

It may be better to break down this assignment into smaller questions and be sure that the directions make sense in English-- Or post the original directions in Spanish so we know how to help.

For example, Directions for part 3" 3. Phrase, Prayer and Period Classify periods by placing PS for simple period and PC for compound period: probably was Frases simples o compuestas. Identifique los siguientes puntos colocando PS para una frase simple y PC para una frase compuesta:

I think this means "Simple or compound phrases: Identify the following items by placing PS for a simple phrase and PC for a compound phrase:

I hope you understand what I mean.

Latin Help!!!! translate 1. The good farmer let the children play in his fields. 2. I see the wild animals (neuter) in the zoo. 3. They gave the small boy a new basketball. find the case, gender and number for the sentences.​

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Answer:

1. Et agricolae bonis et pueri in agris ludunt.

2. Video autem animalia fera (neuter) in saepti ferarum.

3. Et dedit ad puerum parvum a basketball. invenire casus, numeri enim et genus sententias.

തീര്പചദ്ശടത്ത അതിരൂക്ഷൊയ കെല്ാ്കെണം ടകാണ്ട് ദ്ുരിതെനുഭവിക്കുന്നവർക്കായ 'ഒരു കക സഹായം ' എന്ന പദ്ധതിയിചല്ക്ക് ടപാതുജനങ്ങളുടെ സഹായെഭയർത്ഥിക്കാൻ ആവശയടപ്പട്ടുടകാണ്ട് പ്താധിപർക്ക് കടത്തഴുതുക

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Answer:

Translated:

Debt to the Chiefs as they seek the help of the public for the 'Oru Kaka Sahayam' scheme for those who are in dire straits due to the extreme crisis.

If this is not the answer you're looking for, I'll edit the answer!

Subject: Japanese I don't understand, can someone explain and give me an example. you can do all of them if you really understand. Worth 20 points.

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Answer:

Japanese student  =  nihongo no seito -->にほんごのせいと。

Takashi's telephone number = takashi no denwabangou -->たかしのでんわばんごう。

my friend  =  watashi no tomodachi-->わたしのともだち。

english language teacher  =  eigo no sensei-->えいごのせんせい。

Michiko's major  =  michiko no senman-->みちこのせんまん。

Ms.Ogawa is Japanese= ogawa-san wa nihonjindesu-->おがわさんはにほんじんです。

Mr.Takeda is a teacher=takeda-san ha senseidesu-->たけださんはせんせいです。

I am an international student = watashi wa ryugakuseidesu-->わたしはりゅがくせいです。

Haruna is a first-year student  =  haruna wa ichinenseidesu-->はるなはいちねんせいです。

Ms.Yamamoto is 25 years old = yamamoto-san wa nijugosai-->やまもとさんはにじゅごさいです。

My major is Japanese=watashi no senko wa nihonjindesu-->わたしのせんこはにほんじんです。

Explanation:

I did this already.

1) Who was last year's president of India

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Ram Nath Kovind is an Indian politician serving as the 14th and current President of India since 25 July 2017.

Answer:

Ram Nath Kovind is last year's president of India

What does this mean? 안녕하세요

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Answer:

It means.....

"Hello"

Its Korean language...

Hope this helps.....

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If u mark my ans as brainliest u will get 3 extra points

Answer:

"Hello"

Hope this helps.....

What trick do the Winged Monkeys play on Quelala in The Wonderful
Wizard of Oz?
A. They turn Quelala into a monkey like them.
B. They turn Quelala green.
C. They take away Quelala's beauty and wisdom.
D. They drop Quelala into the middle of the river.

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Answer:

D

Explanation:

They monkeys tossed Quelala into a river on his wedding day.

Answer:

d

Explanation:

d

In The Wonderful Wizard of Oz, the Woodman is taken to the Throne room to meet Oz. What does he see?
O A. The room was empty; there was just a recorded voice.
B. A woman with long green hair
C. A beast the size of an elephant with five eyes
D. A short man dressed in green, wearing a crown

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Answer:

C. A beast the size of an elephant with five eyes

Explanation:

9) Retire do fragmento abaixo, dois verbos que se encontram no Pretérito Perfeito: “Os esportes no Brasil se iniciaram no final do século XIX e início do XX, juntamente com o desenvolvimento industrial e urbano, e a imigração europeia. Aos poucos, as práticas corporais e esportivas tornaram-se opções de lazer, o que fez surgir inúmeros clubes recreativos e de ginástica, campos de futebol, estádios, campeonatos e federações, ao mesmo tempo em que espectadores e adeptos aumentavam. A participação feminina estava relacionada às atividades sociais e a esportes como ciclismo, natação e tênis.”

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Answer:

9) Remove from the fragment below, two verbs found in the Past Perfect: “Sports in Brazil started in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, together with industrial and urban development, and European immigration. Gradually, body and sporting practices became leisure options, which gave rise to numerous recreational and gym clubs, soccer fields, stadiums, championships and federations, at the same time that spectators and fans increased. Female participation was related to social activities and sports such as cycling, swimming and tennis. ”

Write 5 Lines About Gandhi Ji In Hindi Pls Someone Tell The Answer​

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Answer:Gandhi was a human born in india.

Explanation:

Answer:

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Explanation:

» महात्मा गांधी भारतीय नागरिक अधिकार नेता थे |

» इनका पूरा नाम मोहनदास करमचंद गाँधी था।

» उनका जन्म 2 अक्टूबर 1869 को पोरबंदर में हुआ था। (वर्तमान गुजरात) |

» उनके पिता करमचंद गांधी थे और उनकी माता पूतळाबाई गांधी थी |

» “सत्य के साथ मेरे प्रयोगों” की कहानी गांधी जी की आत्मकथा है |

How to write this thing in japaneese ?

" I love japanese language "
I reallly hate japanese.....
hehehe

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Answer:

Watashi wa nihongo ga daisuki

In Japanese!

Please give me brainliest...

(I could'nt add the Japanese language, because brainly site blocked my Japanese)

Answer:

The correct ans is....

Watashi wa nihongo ga daisuki

I could write in japanese.... it said i was using improper language :(

Hope this helps....

siapa yang mau jadi teman ku​

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Saya akan tetapi saya tidak punya banyak waktu, maaf

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The boy washes the dishes. how will this phrase appear in ASL? a. Boy washed dishes. b.Dishes boy washed. c.The boy washed dishes. d.Washed boy dishes.

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Answer:

A. Boy washed dishes.

Explanation:

Took the test and got it right.

The correct form of the sentence "the boy washes the dishes" in ASL is:

A. Boy washed dishes.

American Sign Language ASL.

To understand how to make a sentence based on ASL, it should be understood that articles are regularly omitted, so "the" is not used, then it starts with the noun (boy), it continues with the verb sign in the past tense, next we omitt the article again and finally the direct object, which in this case IS "dishes."

If you want to learn more about American Sign Language, you can visit the following link: https://brainly.com/question/20691343?referrer=searchResults

Leia o trecho abaixo da crônica "Blecaute", de Paula Pimenta: 01 - Aponte o fato que levou a cronista a escrever a crônica sobre o tema "blecaute": * 1 ponto a) A pergunta feita pelo professor de violão clássico sobre a eletricidade. B) O blecaute demorado na aula de música. C) A comodidade proporcionada pela eletricidade. D) O retorno da luz na aula de música.

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Olá. O texto ao qual a pergunta se refere é:

“Sabia que a luz elétrica, no Brasil, existe apenas de uns 100 anos pra cá?” Essa foi a pergunta que meu professor de violão clássico me fez no meio de um blecaute demorado – culpa de um gerador queimado por algum raio – que fez com que a aula tomasse outro andamento, totalmente improvisado, mas não menos proveitoso. "

Answer:

B) O blecaute demorado na aula de música.

Explanation:

O trecho da da crônica "Blecaute", de Paula Pimenta mostra que ela decidiu escrever essa cronica inspirada em um blecaute demorado que ela presenciou durante a aula de violão clássico.

Embora a aula de violão tivesse que ser finalizada por conta da falta de luz, o professor, para ter o tempo perdido, começou a contar a historia sobre a energia elétrica no Brasil, o que fez que a aula ficasse interessante e proveitosa.

संकेत बिन्दुओं के आधार पर कहानी लेखन कीजिए | कहानी का शीर्षक भी लिखिए | निर्धन व्यक्ति .....एक महात्मा जी आए ......सेवा में प्रसन्न ......निर्धन व्यक्ति को प्रतिदिन सोने का अंडा देने वाली मुर्गी दी .....व्यक्ति के मन में लालच ....एक दिन में अमीर बनने का स्वप्न .... मुर्गी को मारना ......पछताना ........... शिक्षा answer to this qns .......................

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Write the story based on the hints. Also write the title of the story. Poor person… ..One Mahatma came… delighted in service…… gave a chicken to a...

How are we supposed to know what story this should be?

Alguien me ayuda es de Razonamiento Verbal

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Answer:

Translation:

Someone help me is Verbal Reasoning

Explanation:

Which sentence has correct subject-verb agreement? Group of answer choices They clean and repair old furniture. They cleans and repair old furniture. They repairs and cleans old furniture. They repairs and clean old furniture.

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Answer:

They clean and repair old furniture.

Explanation:

This is a plural sentence in simple present tense.so, we can not use cleans or repairs ib this sentence. because it is in plural form.

ان سب کۓ معنی اردو مے تحریر کریں
1.انک
2.الحکیم
3.صراط
4.مستقیم
5.العزیز
6.القول
7.مبین
8.فی
9. بشر
10.بسالت
PLS give correct Answer
it will get brainliest​

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Answer:

1.انک   ↠  tum

2.الحکیم   ↠ akalmand insaan

3.صراط   ↠  raasta

4.مستقیم    ↠  seedha

5.العزیز    ↠  takatwer  

6.القول    ↠   baatain ( باتیں )

7.مبین   ↠  zahir karna

8.  فی   ↠  main ( میں )

9. بشر   ↠  insaan

10.بسالت   ↠   bahadur hona

Aeneas is forced to leave because of ______________. his love of Dido his hatred of Carthage his duty to found Rome his love of new places

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Answer: Explanation:

Dido: she is enraged. She claims that Aeneas is committing a crime by leaving her and is being cruel. She begs him to stay.

Aeneas: He claims that they were never married. He regrets leaving, but he feels that the welfare of Troy and his people come first and that he is obligated by the gods to leave and found a kingdom.

Aeneas had to find his destiny, and it wasn’t with Carthage. He had to leave his bride, Dido; who is so perfect a woman. Truly it is a great personal tragedy; adding to his own loss of his nation. But the mindset of Aeneas overlooked that as he embraced his destiny….

Answer:

Dido: she is enraged. She claims that Aeneas is committing a crime by leaving her and is being cruel. She begs him to stay.  Aeneas: He claims that they were never married. He regrets leaving, but he feels that the welfare of Troy and his people come first and that he is obligated by the gods to leave and found a kingdom.

Explanation:

انا ذاهب الى مكان ما للسوق plz translate to English and tell the language name

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Answer:

It says "I'm going somewhere in the market"

Answer:

it says

"I'm going somewhere to the market" and it is in arabic

Explanation:

i have studied arabic for 2 years

please answer 2 (x -3) +4(x+7)​

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Explanation:

2 (x -3) +4(x+7)

2x - 6 + 4x + 28

6x + 22

What effect do the poppies have on people in The Wonderful Wizard of Oz?
A. They make people sleep, sometimes they sleep forever
B. They make people have amnesia
C. They cause instant death
D. They make people hallucinate

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Answer:

the solution is A

they make people sleep sometimes they sleep forever

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