Last Day Of School! The funniest answer wins!

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Answer 1
Did you hear about the guy that cut off the entire left side of his body? He’s all right now
Also I hope your last day of school was fun. My classmates ended up basically getting a teacher fired
Last Day Of School! The Funniest Answer Wins!
Answer 2

Answer:

Im on a Seafood Diet

I See Food And I Eat It


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Which correction would make this sentence more clear?

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Answer: A

Explanation:

what is a example of clauses

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Answer:

“I eat bananas”

Explanation:

An example of a clause is “I eat bananas”. This short sentence has a subject and a predicate (verb) so it is a complete thought.

Which ingredient is NOT beaten?
A.baking powder
B.egg whites
C.egg yolks
D.flour

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Answer:

A

Explanation:

The answer is a………………………….

Pls help! What was the effect of Patrick Henry's Speech to the Virginia Convention?
A. It provoked the Virginia legislators to arrest Patrick Henry for treason.
B. It sparked an immediate, nationwide rebellion of all the American colonies.
C. It inspired the Virginia legislators to vote for arming their colony against England.
D. It caused the Virginia House of Burgesses to reject the British Stamp Act.

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Answer: C

Explanation: After his speech, the Provincial Congress of Virginia passed a resolution creating a militia for self-defense.

Answer:

C. It inspired the Virginia legislators to vote for arming their colony against England.

who is sudha murhty.​

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Answer:

Sudha Murty (née Kulkarni) (born 19 August 1950) is a Padma Shri awardee, Indian Engineering teacher, Kannada, Marathi and English

Which statement best summarizes the procedure of the study reported in [RI.2] Proceedings of the National Academy of Science?
A. All participants were deprived of sleep before being asked to complete tasks on a computer, during which their errors were counted.
B. Some participants were asked to confess to hitting the escape key after completing tasks, and their responses to this request were measured in relation to how much they had slept in the days before the study began.
C. Two groups were asked to complete tasks on a computer without hitting the escape key, one group was then required to go a night without sleep, and members of both groups were asked to confess to hitting the escape key.
D. Individuals who had falsely confessed to crimes were given a task on a computer and then accused of doing the task incorrectly on purpose to see if they were more likely to falsely confess again.

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Answer:

it's c

Explanation:

Answer:

the answer is im sure is c

30 points if done correctly! :)

Create a complete declarative sentence that incorporates a colon, a list, and a dependent clause.

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Answer:

When food is consumed, it goes through a series of passages and organs: the esophagus, stomach, intestines, and rectum.

1.do you consider the previous activity as a helpful way of making you fit? explain?______​

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Answer:

You may choose planned exercise or whenever you can fit it in your day, or a ... of getting active; How to fit activity into your life; What kind of busy are you? ... is one of the most important things you can do, each day if you can, for good healthExplanation:

When you read a poem out loud after reading it silently to yourself , which reading strategy are you using?

A) Pre-reading

B) Reading

C) rereading

D) None of the above

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Answer:

B

Explanation:

I'm smart enough to that.

Answer:

C) rereading

Explanation:

Silent reading practice and repeated oral readings with feedback were both successful. Concluding that increased reading amount and support is both successful.

Drag each tile to the correct box. How should the sentences be organized to best summarize the passage? President Eisenhower named the presidential retreat “Camp David” in 1953. Today, Camp David serves as a place where presidents can relax and unwind away from the public eye. Many historical events have occurred here. Catoctin Mountain Park was used for a variety of purposes, including the presidential retreat, beginning in 1939. ↓ ↓ ↓

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Answer:

Catoctin. President. Many. Today.

Explanation:

Got 100% on edmentum. They are listed by first word of each sentence.

Catoctin. President. Many. Today. Hence correct sequence is (D) (A) (C) (B)

Where is Catoctin Mountain Park located ?

After years of mountain farming, cutting trees for lumber, and creating charcoal to feed neighboring iron furnaces, land was purchased in the 1930s to be turned into a productive recreation area, aiding in the Great Depression's effort to put people back to work.

The Civilian Conservation Corps and the Works Progress Administration began building the Catoctin Recreational Demonstration Area in 1935. On November 14, 1936, the park's northern section was given to the National Park Service; on July 12, 1954,

it underwent a name change and organizational revamp, and the park's southern 5,000 acres (20 km2) were given to Maryland as Cunningham Falls State Park.

Cunningham Falls, a scenic view of Catoctin Mountain, are located there.

In 2003 and 2004, bills were introduced in the US Senate.

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What is the primary emotions he appeals to here

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77 ok ffine we wouldn't have to do it

Question 5 of 10
Put these questions in the order in which you would ask them to follow the
reading process from beginning to end.
1. What's my reading plan?
1 Can I summarize what I've read?
* What information should I highlight or write down?
1. What's my purpose for reading this text?

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What’s my reading plan?
What’s my purpose for reading this text?
What information should I highlight or write down?
Can I summarize what I’ve read?

The change in her life did not come about gradually but was made all at once.

"She must begin as she is to go on," Miss Minchin said to Miss Amelia. "She must be taught at once what she is to expect."

The change in her life did not come about gradually but was made all at once.

"She must begin as she is to go on," Miss Minchin said to Miss Amelia. "She must be taught at once what she is to expect."

Mariette had left the house the next morning. The glimpse Sara caught of her sitting room, as she passed its open door, showed her that everything had been changed. Her ornaments and luxuries had been removed, and a bed had been placed in a corner to transform it into a new pupil's bedroom.

When she went down to breakfast she saw that her seat at Miss Minchin's side was occupied by Lavinia, and Miss Minchin spoke to her coldly.

"You will begin your new duties, Sara," she said, "by taking your seat with the younger children at a smaller table. You must keep them quiet, and see that they behave well and do not waste their food. You ought to have been down earlier. Lottie has already upset her tea."

How does this excerpt from Frances Hodgson Burnett’s A Little Princess demonstrate the qualities of a coming-of-age story?

A.
The main character must come to terms with the world as it is.
B.
The main character travels from place to place in search of adventure.
C.
The main character has a trusty sidekick in Miss Minchin.
D.
The main character rebels against her position in society.
R

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Answer:

A is the answer I think so

How does your answer compare to this sample? Which choice best describes how your answer compares to the model? My answer matched the sample closely. I said some of the same things that the sample response did. My answer was very different than the sample response.

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Hi. You did not submit the sample that the question refers to, nor did you submit your answer. This makes it impossible for this question to be answered. However, I will try to help you as best I can.

Your question asks you to compare your answer with a model answer. You don't show the context these two answers are related to, so you should look for that context in your paper. It is likely that these answers are related to the previous question.

To make the comparison you should note which elements these questions have similar or equal and how they complement each other. The more similar, the more complementary the two answers are. If the two answers do not complement each other, nor do they have any similar elements, it means that they are completely different.

Answer: B (I included some of the same points)

Explanation: on edg

write a letter to your sister in another school telling her about the quarrel you had with your best friend not less than 400 words​

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Answer:

Letter to sister telling her about the quarrel I had with my best friend.

Explanation:

ABC Colony

.............

My dear sister,

I want to tell you something that happened last week. I know you will probably be angry with me and also have lots of advice and questions, but for now, please let me be alone and I will tell you whatever you want to know.

You already know that I had planned a trip to Disneyland with Andrea. The plan had been finalized for months and everything had been prepared, including the flight tickets and accommodations, everything. And last week, Andrea came over and told me that she cannot come for the trip because she doesn't feel like traveling out of state for the time being. I was so angry and hurt, so I immediately burst out. I yelled at her and asked her why she had to torture me when she clearly knows I had planned all these in advance and that I had spent my own money for everything.

You must know, I used up all my savings for this trip. I wanted it to be her birthday gift because I know she's always wanted it since we were kids. And now, she's telling me that she doesn't want to go on that trip. I can't get back all that I had spent and she knows that too. But she's not agreeing with it even then.

And when I told her all that, she got furious and told me it was my fault that I spent it all. She said she didn't ask me to do it and that I had done it on my own and it wasn't her fault. So now, my good deed of trying to gift my best friend the trip she’d always wanted turned out to be a mistake, my mistake. Do you see now why I was so furious with her?  

After that, we both couldn’t agree on anything so I told her she’s free to do whatever she wants and that I don’t want to be a part of her life anymore. I also said she never see the good people do for her and that she was selfish.  

So, sis, it’s been a week and we haven’t talked. I don’t know what to do. I just wanted to tell you all this so that you won’t hear about it from anyone else and get angry at me. I hope you can understand my situation and maybe, give me your elderly advice?

Missing you so bad. I hope to see you soon.

Take care.

Lots and lots of love,

Your younger sister,  

Kitty

PLZ HELP [THE MESSENGER]

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Answer:

sap from vines cut from the path burned his flesh

Explanation:

Answer:

C is the answer.

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Write any five things whose don't smell like you​

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Answer:

my friend, my uncle, u, ur dad and ur mom

Explanation:

common sense

Answer:

my friend my cousins my brother u your dad and your mom

Explanation:

hope I help u brailest plss


Read the sentence.

Our dilemma was whether we should study Spanish or German.
The bolded words are what kind of clause?
adverb clause
adjective clause
noun clause

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i believe it would be noun?

PLS HELP
who was the antagonist in the short story of Rikki Tikki Tavi

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Nagaina.

A cobra and one of the antagonists of the story, meaning the character who battles the protagonist.

Answer:

a. can you show a picture

B and antagonist is the villian the bully the opposing force

4. I like getting long letters.
What is the noun adjective and verb in the sentence

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Answer:

"Long" is the noun objective

Explanation:

"Letters" is the noun and "Long" is describing the type of letter

Answer:

In the sentence"I like getting long letters"the noun is "letters"because is what the sentence is about.The verb is "getting" because it is the action of the sentence and the adjective is "long"

because it describes the noun"letters"!

what are the contributing factor that led to xenophobia​

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Well, I have done some research and I got World Wars I and II, High Immigration Rates, and Cultural and Religious Conflicts in USA but a few other reasons are poverty, lack of education, lack of law enforcement, etc?

Please helpmeet with this question.

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Answer:

A. Your name can show what has influenced you to (be) who you are.

Importance of literacy in Animal Farm 5 sentences. I will give 100 points privately whoever gets it correct

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Answer:

What is a literacy animal farm?

Explanation:

Plz answer any



(e) It's good to see you again. We haven't seen each other ______. I feel really glad

(f) The textbook is new but it is ______. We haven't had any problem so far.

(g) The place we visited last week was really wonderful. If I had a camera with me__________

(h) It will stop raining soon. We have a plan to go out. We will go out when ________

(i) Playing in the rain may make you sick. Avoid playing in the sun lest _________

(J) You should remember that honesty is the best policy. You will be respected by all if you ______​

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Explanation:

h.the rain stops.

j.are honest.

as India Battles
deadly second wave of the coronavirus pandemic with cases surging everyday it becomes all the more impressive for us to act more responsible in observing precautionary measures write a letter to editor using the masses to stand United in this fight a suggest practical suggestions for productive utilization time at home hundred to 120 words​

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Explanation:

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PART A: Which of the following identifies the main idea of the text?
[RI.2)
A. Sleep deprivation is a tactic that lowers a suspect's mental defenses, allowing
interrogators to extract the truth from them.
B. Interrogators use sleep deprivation as a way to extract false confessions from
suspects when they don't know who is responsible for a crime.
C. Sleep deprivation can cause distress in the body and mind, which makes
suspects unable to understand what they are saying or the consequences of
their confession.
D. Suspects are more likely to remember details from a crime they committed
when they are sleepy, as their mind and body are relaxed.

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Answer:

You didn't mention what the question is about, but I'm going to guess it's not D or B. So it's either A or C.

A. says something like when someone is sleep deprived, they are so tired and out of it that they might confess to committing the crime. C. says something like when the suspect is sleep deprived, they are unable to understand what they are saying, therefore they could confess to a crime they didn't commit.

I'll take an educated guess and say it's

C. Sleep deprivation can cause distress in the body and mind, which makes suspects unable to understand what they are saying or the consequences of their confession.

Sleep deprivation can cause distress in the body and mind, which makes suspects unable to understand what they are saying or the consequences of their confession, is the main idea of the text. The correct option is C.

What is sleep deprivation?

When someone doesn't get enough sleep, they are experiencing sleep deprivation. One or a few nights may be affected by this temporarily, or it may be a persistent problem that lasts for weeks or even months.

Many factors, many of which are harmless, can lead to sleep deprivation, but it is also a major sign of some medical disorders.

Sleep deprivation can cause distress in the body and mind, which makes suspects unable to understand what they are saying or the consequences of their confession.

Therefore, the correct option is C.

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She had a beautiful house - add a question tag​

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Answer:

hahahahajaususudjeieie


The
significance of an object is what the object reveals about the daily life, beliefs, interests, and
customs of a society during a specific time period.

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Answer:

The answer that you are looking for is

"cultural"

Explanation:

Answer:

cultural

Explanation:

.

While some people play basketball professionally. Millions play basketball for fun.

Which version of the sentence best emphasizes the subject?

A.

While some people play basketball professionally and millions play basketball for fun.

B.

While some people play basketball professionally, millions play basketball for fun.

C.

While some people play basketball professionally; Millions play basketball for fun.

D.

While some people play basketball professionally, but millions play basketball for fun.

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Answer:

While some people play basketball professionally, millions play basketball for fun.

Answer:

B

Explanation:

I think by the use of the comma in this case the best answer to use for emphasis would be B.

Write
old
Bruno's
paragraph comparing
home with his
nen
one.​

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Answer:

The new house has neither houses nor, consequently, friends nor "trouble." The house is "in the middle of nowhere." Bruno will also be far away from his grandparents at the new house as they live close to the old one.

 

Explanation:

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